dr. kibble

Friday, March 19th, 2010 | Uncategorized

SO yesterday, Kibble was trying to convince all of the men in the choir to stand up straight (like they meant what they were doing).

“When I went to PUC, there were lovely hills behind the school where students could go walking. OH the wine country people had that eyes on that land! But, the school didn’t sell it, so we were allowed to wander. We were constantly aware of the fact that there were cougars on the property. And you know what you have to do to get rid of cougars, right? [she cowers] NO! [she squares up and embiggens her shoulders.] You make yourself look big! That’s what I want you to do: make yourself look big! Act like there are cougars in the room!”

I desperately wanted to say “The cougar is you!” but I didn’t. Stephen Thorpe and I got it, and we laughed so very very hard.

On a side note: remembery is your power of remembering things you have memorized.

5 Comments to dr. kibble

Ashlee
March 19, 2010

I am coughing with laughter. Seriously, I am. As in, I was laughing so hard that I started coughing.

That is hilarious. At least your snark filter was on and caught it before you got glared to death. Or worse, I suppose. :D

“which artemas?” Interesting question.

robby
March 19, 2010

I’m glad that I could contribute to the phlegm clearing effort.

Alex Gordon
April 3, 2010

Это частный случай…..

“When I went to PUC, there were lovely hills behind the school where students could go walking…..

Kylie Batt
April 21, 2010

В этом что-то есть. Спасибо за объяснение, чем проще, тем лучше:…

“When I went to PUC, there were lovely hills behind the school where students could go walking…..

Kylie Batt1
June 13, 2010

Ваша фраза великолепна…

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